The Adorable Artist

The Adorable Artist searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to cuddle. It would be a fairly odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

The Adorable Artist desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would often embrace. It should be an exciting operation, to many, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer of all things.

The Adorable Artist desperately craved for a crown that they liked to annihilate One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable Artist desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Artist craved for a ball that they would smash. It was considered to be a bizarre action, to many, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the item that was opted for.

The Adorable Artist needed a radiator that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been an original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who felt it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a radiator was the thing that was selected.