A Nervous Artist

A Nervous Artist desperately looked for a sponge to worship. This could be considered a fairly unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a sponge having that done to it

A Nervous Artist searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

A Nervous Artist desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would often drop. One might say this is an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

A Nervous Artist desperately craved for a crown that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

A Nervous Artist found a pint of beer to put down their trousers. This seems to be a curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Strangely, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

A Nervous Artist needed a mug that they would often share. One might consider this to be an unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing to opt for.