Her Retarded Artist

Her Retarded Artist desperately needed a stapler that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a weird thought, to you, but not to the Artist, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stapler was the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Artist desperately desired a sword that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly new suggestion, to most, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the thing to choose.

Her Retarded Artist always had with them a piece of paper that they liked to hug. It is a fairly original operation, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

Her Retarded Artist desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would often play with. This could be considered a new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Retarded Artist desperately searched for a big sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Artist desperately needed a big sponge that they would put up their bum. It might have been a strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a big sponge is the item to choose.