Her Crypting Artist

Her Crypting Artist carried a hat that they would occasionally eat. This seems a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Crypting Artist wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be amazing. A bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

Her Crypting Artist desperately desired a piece of paper that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Her Crypting Artist searched for a condom that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who expected it was epic. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Crypting Artist carried a bat that they would sometimes play with. It is a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a bat was the item that was chosen.

Her Crypting Artist craved for a can of coke that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.