Stupid Artist

Stupid Artist needed a ball that they sometimes drop. This seems an astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

Stupid Artist always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally annihilate It is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

Stupid Artist always kept a crown that they would sometimes share. It was a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a crown being the chosen item.

Stupid Artist desperately desired a radiator that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a new operation, to most, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. A radiator being the thing selected.

Stupid Artist often carried a teapot that they would play with. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

Stupid Artist often carried a pint of cider to share. It would be a peculiar thing to do, to me, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.