A Round Artist

A Round Artist often carried a custard pie to eat. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie having that done to it

A Round Artist wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

A Round Artist had a crown that they would often put up their bum. It is a surprising thought, to me, but not to the Artist, who felt it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

A Round Artist owned a painting of a melon that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to my children, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

A Round Artist needed a painting of a melon that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. A painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

A Round Artist always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.