The Horny Artist

The Horny Artist carried a piece of paper to drop. One might find this to be a funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who feels it was simply life. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Artist looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a bottle of beer having that done to it

The Horny Artist craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly exciting idea, to many, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be spectacular. Honestly, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Horny Artist craved for a pint of beer to hug. This seems a bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. A pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Horny Artist carried a little monkey that they would sometimes put on his head. It was an extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

The Horny Artist looked for a vibrator that they sometimes demolish. It would be a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was stunning. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item to opt for.