The Naughty Artist

The Naughty Artist desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally hug. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Naughty Artist owned a set of lego that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Artist always kept a stapler that they would occasionally eat. It is a different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Artist desperately wanted a mug that they would embrace. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar idea, to most, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a mug is the item to select.

The Naughty Artist wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly surprising idea, to some, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Naughty Artist desperately searched for a cup that they would demolish. This might appear to be a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a cup is the thing that was chosen.