The Stupid Artist

The Stupid Artist always had with them a rubber chicken that they would occasionally demolish. It was an odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be out of this world. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Artist desperately wanted a big sponge that they liked to smash. It should be a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Artist desperately desired a stretchman that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Artist always carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally hug. This could be considered a strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Artist always had with them a chocolate bar that they would often eat. It would be a fairly exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was wonderous. A chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Artist desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who thought it was simply life. A can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.