A Lovely Artist

A Lovely Artist desperately needed a spade that they liked to throw. It should have been a curious activity, to most, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be awesome. Remarkably, a spade would be the item chosen.

A Lovely Artist always kept a can of Tango that they sometimes drop. It might be a fairly original exercise, to some, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was sublime. A can of Tango having that done to it

A Lovely Artist always carried a sword that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item chosen.

A Lovely Artist searched for a pint of cider that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be an exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who considered it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

A Lovely Artist needed a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. A Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

A Lovely Artist desperately wanted a pen that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a pen being the thing opted for.