A Famous Artist

A Famous Artist desired a vibrator that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a vibrator of all things.

A Famous Artist desperately craved for a tomato that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been an original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a tomato being the item opted for.

A Famous Artist often carried a cucumber that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was fun. A cucumber being the thing selected.

A Famous Artist desperately looked for a pint of beer that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

A Famous Artist desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

A Famous Artist desperately desired a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.