His Confused Artist

His Confused Artist searched for a cup that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Artist always kept a wig that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly surprising action, to me, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item chosen.

His Confused Artist desperately needed a big sponge that they would sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly original idea, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

His Confused Artist needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Artist, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Artist searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to eat. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

His Confused Artist carried a custard pie that they would throw. This might appear to be an extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was wonderous. A custard pie is the thing to opt for.