My Angry Artist

My Angry Artist desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a weird operation, to many, but not to the Artist, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

My Angry Artist carried a stapler that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

My Angry Artist desperately needed a melon that they sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a melon being the thing selected.

My Angry Artist desperately needed a cheese grater that they sometimes annihilate It is an unusual operation, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be stunning. Honestly, a cheese grater being the item selected.

My Angry Artist carried a rubber chicken that they would play with. It might have been an unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

My Angry Artist always had with them a tomato that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be out of this world. Strangely, a tomato is the item that was chosen.