His Fat Artist

His Fat Artist desperately desired a dildo that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was epic. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

His Fat Artist looked for a tomato that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

His Fat Artist desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who feels it was miraculous. A Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

His Fat Artist desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

His Fat Artist found a stretchman that they would occasionally eat. It is considered to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who feels it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

His Fat Artist carried a ball that they would cuddle. This is certainly a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a ball having that done to it