A Chinese Artist

A Chinese Artist desperately desired a set square to worship. It might have been a fairly weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item chosen.

A Chinese Artist always had with them a helmet that they would sometimes annihilate It might have been a fairly unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

A Chinese Artist desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

A Chinese Artist always carried a bag of poop that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was out of this world. A bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

A Chinese Artist desperately looked for a crown that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

A Chinese Artist desperately desired a stapler that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a fairly odd thought, to most, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. A stapler being the chosen thing.