Purple Artist

Purple Artist owned a bottle of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

Purple Artist searched for a little monkey to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who thought it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the chosen item.

Purple Artist desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would share. It should have been an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

Purple Artist needed a rubber johnny that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

Purple Artist often carried a bat to put in the bath with him. It should be a different activity, to my children, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the item opted for.

Purple Artist desperately needed a stretchman that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.