The Angry Artist

The Angry Artist needed a lava lamp that they would often drop. This seems to be a fairly odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to select.

The Angry Artist had a stretchman that they would often throw. It would have been a surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea was fun. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

The Angry Artist desperately wanted a helmet that they would often embrace. It might be a fairly unusual idea, to me, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a helmet being the thing opted for.

The Angry Artist had a can of Tango that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly curious operation, to you, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Angry Artist owned a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to eat. It was a fairly astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

The Angry Artist wanted a crown that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the item that was opted for.