My Troubled Artist

My Troubled Artist desperately needed a bag of flour that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Artist desperately looked for a lava lamp that they liked to eat. This could be considered an extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be wonderful. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item selected.

My Troubled Artist found a tomato that they would sometimes share. It should be a fairly new action, to some, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

My Troubled Artist craved for a rubber johnny that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly unusual idea, to me, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

My Troubled Artist searched for a porno magazine to throw. It might have been a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

My Troubled Artist desperately wanted a stretchman that they would sleep with. It might be an exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who expected it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.