The Exceptional Artist

The Exceptional Artist wanted a can of Tango to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Exceptional Artist had a mug to drop. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a mug is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Artist wanted a cup that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a strange proposal, to me, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Artist desperately looked for a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be an extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who feels it would be epic. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Artist wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

The Exceptional Artist desired a can of Tango that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.