My Horny Baboon

My Horny Baboon looked for a lava lamp to demolish. It is a peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

My Horny Baboon always carried a computer that they would occasionally break. It would be a fairly weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

My Horny Baboon desperately desired a tomato that they would throw. It might have been a somewhat surprising operation, to many, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing selected.

My Horny Baboon needed a sponge that they would put up their bum. It was a weird idea, to most, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the chosen thing.

My Horny Baboon always kept a condom that they would sometimes put on his head. It is a strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

My Horny Baboon searched for a crown that they would often share. This seems a strange action, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a crown having that done to it