A Determined Baboon

A Determined Baboon had a can of Tango that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Baboon, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

A Determined Baboon desperately needed a little monkey that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

A Determined Baboon had a radiator to put on his head. It should have been an astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

A Determined Baboon desperately searched for a sponge that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly funny action, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a sponge is the thing to select.

A Determined Baboon desperately looked for a cup that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item chosen.

A Determined Baboon found a wig that they would often smash. This seems a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a wig being the thing opted for.