The Lonely Baboon

The Lonely Baboon always carried a stapler that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item chosen.

The Lonely Baboon desperately desired a cheese grater to experiment on. It was a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. A cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Baboon found a Harry Potter wand that they would demolish. It would be a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Baboon desperately craved for a wig that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a wig being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Baboon needed a sword that they sometimes eat. It might be an extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a sword was the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Baboon desperately searched for a teapot that they would occasionally hug. It would have been an odd thought, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. A teapot would be the item that was opted for.