The Grumpy Baboon

The Grumpy Baboon carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was spectacular. A bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Baboon owned a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Baboon desperately searched for a block of cheese that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Baboon often carried a teapot that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a fairly weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be out of this world. Strangely, a teapot was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Baboon desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Baboon desperately desired a rubber johnny to eat. It might have been a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.