My Horny Baboon

My Horny Baboon desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Baboon wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes worship. It should be a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Baboon desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was fun. A piece of paper being the chosen item.

My Horny Baboon always kept a bottle of wine that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

My Horny Baboon craved for a bottle of beer that they would often drop. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

My Horny Baboon carried a bottle of coke to rub on his belly. It would be an unusual thought, to you, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.