The Gentle Baboon

The Gentle Baboon needed a condom to demolish. It would have been a new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Baboon always carried a spade that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a spade being the item opted for.

The Gentle Baboon desperately desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be wonderous. A piece of paper having that done to it

The Gentle Baboon always had with them a hat that they would drop. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Baboon found a vibrator that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. A vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Baboon owned a stapler that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was selected.