A Horny Baboon

A Horny Baboon looked for a stretchman to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly funny thought, to you, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

A Horny Baboon desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

A Horny Baboon desperately wanted a hat that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be an exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a hat was the chosen thing.

A Horny Baboon always carried a computer that they would worship. One might consider this to be an unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. A computer would be the item that was selected.

A Horny Baboon had a custard pie that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

A Horny Baboon craved for a pen that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pen is the item to select.