Their Stupid Baboon

Their Stupid Baboon desperately wanted a cheese grater to break. This could be considered a bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

Their Stupid Baboon often carried a little monkey that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

Their Stupid Baboon always carried a sack of potatoes to break. It was an exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

Their Stupid Baboon desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

Their Stupid Baboon desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly original proposal, to many, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

Their Stupid Baboon always carried a teapot that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item chosen.