The Famous Baboon

The Famous Baboon searched for a CD player that they liked to demolish. This seems a fairly curious activity, to most, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

The Famous Baboon needed a chocolate bar to play with. This is certainly a fairly new thing to do, to some, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

The Famous Baboon always carried a cucumber that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Baboon had a wig that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was fun. Strangely, a wig was the item that was selected.

The Famous Baboon found a condom that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be an original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Famous Baboon desperately craved for a sword to hug. This seems a surprising thought, to me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is fun. Strangely, a sword was the chosen thing.