Her Boring Baboon

Her Boring Baboon often carried a helmet that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was epic. Strangely, a helmet is the item to opt for.

Her Boring Baboon always carried a rubber johnny that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be exciting. A rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Baboon owned a bottle of coke to put down their trousers. It should have been an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Boring Baboon craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes share. It would have been a fairly weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

Her Boring Baboon owned a wig to drop. It should be a surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a wig being the item selected.

Her Boring Baboon desperately looked for a spade that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a spade was the chosen thing.