The Horny Baboon

The Horny Baboon found a computer that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is an original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be epic. Remarkably, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Horny Baboon searched for a spade that they would often smash. One might find this to be a weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Baboon needed a condom that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Baboon always had with them a helmet that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be an exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

The Horny Baboon desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally annihilate It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

The Horny Baboon always had with them a crown that they would often sleep with. It was a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A crown was the chosen item.