The Fucking Baboon

The Fucking Baboon looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Baboon desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes eat. It is an astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Baboon owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been a curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Baboon desperately needed a bag of poop that they sometimes smash. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Baboon owned a CD player that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Baboon always carried a can of coke to throw. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a can of coke being the item opted for.