Her Orange Baboon

Her Orange Baboon desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Her Orange Baboon desperately needed a stapler that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

Her Orange Baboon looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

Her Orange Baboon desired a magic 8 ball that they would often sit and look at. It might be a fairly new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

Her Orange Baboon found a lava lamp that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

Her Orange Baboon needed a can of Tango to drop. It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who felt it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the item opted for.