A Bum Loving Baboon

A Bum Loving Baboon desired a magic 8 ball to insert somewhere. It should have been a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Baboon owned a teapot that they liked to throw. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Baboon needed a can of Tango to try to nail to the wall. It was an original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

A Bum Loving Baboon desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to some, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. A can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

A Bum Loving Baboon had a vibrator that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be an original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a vibrator being the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Baboon desperately looked for a sponge that they liked to embrace. It should be a bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the item that was opted for.