Dodgy Baboon

Dodgy Baboon had a magic 8 ball that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

Dodgy Baboon always kept a bottle of wine that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

Dodgy Baboon always kept a dildo that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a dildo being the thing selected.

Dodgy Baboon needed a set square that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to you, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Baboon needed a spade that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a fairly new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a spade being the thing opted for.

Dodgy Baboon owned a CD player that they would hug. It should have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.