A Boring Baboon

A Boring Baboon often carried a toilet brush that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be an original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was sublime. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

A Boring Baboon carried a piece of paper to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a piece of paper having that done to it

A Boring Baboon desperately needed a sponge that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a fairly strange action, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing to select.

A Boring Baboon desperately needed a condom to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a condom was the chosen item.

A Boring Baboon desperately wanted a sword that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a sword would be the chosen thing.

A Boring Baboon desired a rubber chicken that they would often sit and look at. This seems an astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.