My Unusual Baboon

My Unusual Baboon desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would drop. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

My Unusual Baboon craved for a cucumber that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly original idea, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

My Unusual Baboon wanted a set square that they would often eat. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was epic. Honestly, a set square was the chosen item.

My Unusual Baboon carried a cheese grater that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to select.

My Unusual Baboon wanted a pen that they would play with. This seems an original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pen being the item selected.

My Unusual Baboon desperately needed a custard pie that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been an unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a custard pie having that done to it