A Troubled Baboon

A Troubled Baboon looked for a stretchman that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Baboon, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

A Troubled Baboon craved for a bottle of beer that they would worship. This might appear to be a fairly strange exercise, to most, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

A Troubled Baboon desperately searched for a teapot that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a teapot is the item to choose.

A Troubled Baboon searched for a melon that they liked to sleep with. It might be a new undertaking, to some, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Baboon desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

A Troubled Baboon always had with them a chocolate bar that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.