The Different Baboon

The Different Baboon had a cucumber that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

The Different Baboon searched for a big sponge that they would often put on his head. It would be a fairly original suggestion, to you, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a big sponge being the thing selected.

The Different Baboon desperately looked for a helmet that they liked to demolish. It would have been a strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a helmet having that done to it

The Different Baboon desperately craved for a stapler that they sometimes drop. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the chosen thing.

The Different Baboon always carried a cheese grater that they would worship. This might appear to be a peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Different Baboon desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be stunning. A pint of beer is the item to opt for.