Her Curious Baboon

Her Curious Baboon always had with them a bottle of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer having that done to it

Her Curious Baboon wanted a spade that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the item that was chosen.

Her Curious Baboon looked for a spade that they would occasionally eat. It would be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a spade having that done to it

Her Curious Baboon desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

Her Curious Baboon always had with them a tomato that they would throw. This might appear to be a funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea is simply life. A tomato is the thing to opt for.

Her Curious Baboon desperately searched for a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be epic. A melon was the thing that was chosen.