A Tired Baboon

A Tired Baboon often carried a teapot that they would occasionally throw. It should be a funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item chosen.

A Tired Baboon desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a curious thought, to me, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

A Tired Baboon always had with them a bat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly different idea, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bat was the chosen item.

A Tired Baboon desperately needed a sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly original exercise, to most, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. A sponge being the item selected.

A Tired Baboon always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. A pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

A Tired Baboon always had with them a condom that they would throw. It is a fairly surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing that was chosen.