His Blue Baboon

His Blue Baboon looked for a pen that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

His Blue Baboon always carried a can of Tango that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea is exciting. A can of Tango is the thing to choose.

His Blue Baboon craved for a chocolate bar to demolish. It might be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

His Blue Baboon needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

His Blue Baboon desperately craved for a dildo that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to choose.

His Blue Baboon found a can of Tango that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango of all things.