A Bewildered Baboon

A Bewildered Baboon desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would eat. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

A Bewildered Baboon desired a stapler that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was wonderful. A stapler was the item that was selected.

A Bewildered Baboon searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be an exciting suggestion, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

A Bewildered Baboon desperately looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bewildered Baboon always carried a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to some, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to opt for.

A Bewildered Baboon searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.