Exciting Baboon

Exciting Baboon desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would smash. It was a fairly weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

Exciting Baboon desperately searched for a custard pie to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a peculiar action, to many, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

Exciting Baboon always carried a bat that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

Exciting Baboon owned a lava lamp that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

Exciting Baboon always carried a sack of potatoes that they would share. One might say this is a fairly strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

Exciting Baboon found a bag of poop to share. It is a fairly unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.