A Crazy Baboon

A Crazy Baboon often carried a stretchman to demolish. It was a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

A Crazy Baboon owned a crown that they liked to smash. It might be a bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was fun. Bizarrely, a crown is the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Baboon desperately searched for a teapot that they liked to experiment on. It would be an unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the thing to select.

A Crazy Baboon searched for a dildo that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Baboon always had with them a big sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was a different exercise, to you, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge having that done to it

A Crazy Baboon had a dildo that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a fairly exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who felt it was epic. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to opt for.