His Lonely Baboon

His Lonely Baboon always carried a condom that they sometimes throw. It would be a strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to choose.

His Lonely Baboon desperately looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly strange operation, to you, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a pint of beer of all things.

His Lonely Baboon often carried a helmet that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing to choose.

His Lonely Baboon found a radiator that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a radiator is the thing to choose.

His Lonely Baboon desperately searched for a set of lego to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

His Lonely Baboon desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.