A Retarded Baboon

A Retarded Baboon wanted a melon that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a melon is the thing to choose.

A Retarded Baboon desperately desired a hat that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the item that was opted for.

A Retarded Baboon always carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly exciting activity, to some, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Baboon always had with them a dildo that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly odd proposal, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Baboon looked for a teapot that they would smash. One might say this is an exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is fun. A teapot would be the item that was selected.

A Retarded Baboon always had with them a ball that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly curious action, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a ball is the thing to choose.