My Hungry Baboon

My Hungry Baboon desperately wanted a sack of potatoes to sit and look at. It was considered to be a weird action, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

My Hungry Baboon always carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was spectacular. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

My Hungry Baboon desperately needed a stretchman that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

My Hungry Baboon owned a can of coke that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

My Hungry Baboon always kept a rubber chicken that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

My Hungry Baboon desperately looked for a painting of a melon to smash. It might be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.