His Ugly Baboon

His Ugly Baboon needed a porno magazine that they liked to sit and look at. It is a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the item selected.

His Ugly Baboon desperately craved for a teapot that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

His Ugly Baboon owned a porno magazine to hug. This might appear to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was wonderful. A porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Baboon owned a pencil sharpener that they would eat. It should have been an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. A pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Baboon desired a rubber johnny that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Baboon carried a crown that they would sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a crown is the thing that was chosen.