The Horny Baboon

The Horny Baboon craved for a mug to sleep with. It should be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Baboon craved for a set square that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Baboon had a spade that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a spade is the item to opt for.

The Horny Baboon always had with them a can of coke that they would often sit and look at. It should be a bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Baboon often carried a helmet to share. It would be a fairly weird activity, to most, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the item to select.

The Horny Baboon always had with them a bag of poop that they would often demolish. It should be an exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.