His Ugly Baboon

His Ugly Baboon carried a vibrator that they would often experiment on. It would be a fairly odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a vibrator of all things.

His Ugly Baboon desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. A sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Baboon desperately searched for a mug to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly strange proposal, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a mug is the thing to choose.

His Ugly Baboon owned a pen to put on his head. It might be a curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Baboon often carried a toilet brush that they would break. It would be a fairly exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

His Ugly Baboon desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. A bag of poop being the item opted for.